Jew Joke

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Jew Joke

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You heard the one about the Jewish cowboy who sang Yippie Oy Vay?

Seriously, what's your favorite Jew joke? I don't joke about niggers because I don't consider them funny.

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Q. What's the object of a Jewish football game?
A. To get the quarter back.
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Q. How was the Grand Canyon formed?

A. A Jew dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.

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Q. What's the best way to kill two Jews?
A. Throw a silver dollar between them.
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A priest and a rabbi go to an ecumenical service at the priest's church. The rabbi notices young boys assisting in the service and asks the priest what's going on. The priest replies, "Those are alter boys; want to screw them?" The rabbi thinks about it for a bit and asks, "Out of what?"
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How was copper wire invented?
Two old jews fighting over a penny.
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Why are jews nose so big?
Air is free?

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza?

Pizzas don't scream in the oven.
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What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a jew?
Santa goes down the chimney.

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andydonner wrote:What is the difference between a jew and a pizza?

Pizzas don't scream in the oven.
What do Jewish women make for dinner?

A: Reservations!

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What the difference between a Jew and a canoe????

A canoe with eventually tip
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